Where other providers promise you the “nine, nines”, resizable, scaling infrastructure with 24/7 expert support..
Here at Zero Uptime, we take a different approach. Honestly, I wouldn’t trust us with any system, let alone production. No. that wasn’t a joke. I really, really can’t stress this enough. We should never be trusted with a production website!
In fact, we think you’d need to be completely nuts to host with us! I mean, sure we take backups but only of the really important things like our chrome browser bookmarks or maybe our favorite food order. Anything else you’re pretty much on your own.
Just about the only thing that we guaranty is that we will have an outage. Maybe not today.. Maybe not tomorrow. It might be an evil hacker. It might be our internet supplier has finally won that court action or it might just be our drunk SysAdmin deciding to make that late-night “improvement”…